Day 2: Fashion Disasters

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Fuchsia, chartreuse and Prussian blue simply don't work together, Rafa.


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The less said about this get up, the better. I have no idea what Venus was thinking.


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Maria, girl, this two-toned blue bag with big gills has simply got to go.

At least they all won their matches. Which means we get more of this eye-jarring nonsense in two days.

It's Been A Long Time Between Drinks


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Andy Roddick won his first match at Roland Garros in four years. He never dropped his serve. He gets two pictures for such a big win, no matter how much a scrub his opponent was. Hell, I've seen Andy lose in Paris from two sets to one up against a club player who wished he was smoking unfiltered cigarettes on the changeovers.


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Cool, huh? His wife looked great in her ghetto fabulous hat. Can't locate a picture of that yet.

Her Favorite Surface

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American Alexa Glatch also advanced today. She took Flavia Pennetta to the woodshed. Two breadsticks. Her backhand slice is wicked.

Sunset Over Lenglen


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Time for several cocktails to go with my jerk spareribs soaked in drunken homemade BBQ sauce, roasted corn on the cob, potato salad, melon balls, and freshly picked spring greens.